Pgh Lesbian Correspondents

Laura looks askance at my Reese’s Cups. “Didn’t you buy those for me?”

Me, clutching candy to my chest. “That’s another package. I bought these for me, they were in my purse.”

Laura glances to the kitchen. “Then where are mine?”

Me “Well, where did you put them? I am not in charge of candy distribution. I did pay for them.”

Laura “Those look a lot like mine.”

Me “Because they are identical – I bought them together. Do you really think I would be so brazen as to buy you candy and then eat it in front of you?”

Laura “Yes, because I would do pretty much anything to get chocolate so I assume the same about you.”

Me “I guess we’ll find out.”

End scene.