Call me anytime, on the line

My voicemail can handle about three messages before it is full. I am frequently being told “Your inbox is full” or “Delete some messages” or some such advice. I try hard to stay on top of the three spam messages that inevitably fill those slots, but I’m only human. The rest of the voicemail slots? […]

24 Lesbian Thanksgivings

Thanksgiving

I had a delicious turkey dinner from Bistro-to-Go for lunch, planned holiday decorations for the Fort Faulsey colony, and have my blueberry muffins ready to go for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I finally put flannel sheets on my bed. All in all, a good Thanksgiving Eve. For my #NaBloPoMo contribution, I pulled together a […]

My tv streaming habits have created a temporal loop

NaBloPoMo

I have this weird thing where I stop watching a streaming series before the end. Maybe a few episodes, maybe an entire season. I did it with ‘Murder, She Wrote’ and ‘MASH’ and ‘Family Affair’ and ‘That Girl’ and now ‘Xena’ is on my backburner a few episodes before it ends. ‘The Mary Tyler Moore […]

These six books by men that changed my world

NaBloPoMo

In no particular order, the books that have changed me. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch, Aleksandr Solzhenutsyn. Read this in AP English. The precision he used to frame the atrocity of Stalinism in the events of one simple day took away my breath. Eventually, I read everything he wrote. Why I was […]

I’m not interested in a blue bracelet

NaBloPoMo

Here we are again, nearly midnight and I’ve yet to post for NaBloPoMo. While I am giving semi-serious thought to exploring my hair tie/scrunchie issues, I’m going to pivot. As a white woman, I’m apparently supposed to wear a blue friendship bracelet to show I’m one of the good white women who didn’t vote for […]

Sometimes you take it from the top, sometimes you don’t

It is 9:19 PM and I’m without a single thought for today’s NaBloPoMo post. I’ve done cats, cars, mental health, Simon and Garfunkel, a Q&A with the Assistant Secretary of Health for the US Department of Health and Human Services, Thanksgiving, reviewed two shows, previewed another, and more. I invoked math, then railed at the […]

We Need More Nice, Thoughtful People in This World

When someone might be flirting with you or might just be a really nice, thoughtful person with great attention to details. Does it matter? Just appreciate the moments that a really nice, thoughtful person pays attention to you. Crush, respect, lust, attraction, distraction, blah, blah, blah. Why worry about subtext, something I am both terrible […]

Thanksgiving Week Is My Favorite Time of The Year

Crap. It is Sunday at 8:30 and I haven’t posted yet. I cannot break my #NaBloPoMo streak on day ten. And you don’t want to read yet another post about cats so soon, I’m sure. My favorite week of the year is Thanksgiving week. Don’t get me wrong, I am aware of the horrors of […]

Burned my finger on a Pop-Tart

NaBloPoMo

I can’t decide if it’s a sign of the times or simply dumb luck. Burned the index finger of my dominant hand on the icing of a Pop-Tart fresh out of the toaster. Ran cold water. Google “wtf do I do now.” And here I sit with my finger swathed in petroleum jelly and generic […]

I Chose Hope on Election Eve #NaBloPoMo

NaBloPoMo

I’m not an especially optimistic person by nature. I skew more toward middle of the road, fusing hope with expectation of the worst followed by sheer relief when I land somewhere in between. This election season I made a conscious choice to be hopeful. It seemed preferable to spending months in anxiety, dread, and mopping […]