OK, disregard the trite football phrasology..

From our friends at Steel-City Stonewall Democrats, here's the skinny from social conservative Lynn Swann on gay marriage ...

Drum roll ... while marriage is between a man and a woman, he does think private contracts should take care of us queers.   With no governmental protections. 

Now for my personal diatribe ... here's why Lynn Swann sucks.  Not only is he an elitist jerk, but he shows up at the Super Bowl MVP gig to promote hs campaign.  Now Franco Harris shows up to support the Steelers.  Pulls out a Terrible Towel!  That's classy.

Swann's showboating was almost as pathetic as Terry Bradshaw staying home to pout b/c they wouldn't pay him to show up. At least Bradshaw's buffonery is limited to those who pay money to see his movies and fail to click away during his commercials.  Lynn Swann might actually do some real damage to people who don't matter in his realm. 

In an expected (but pathetic) twist to the Penn State Lesbian Discrimination case, lawyers for anti-lesbian coach Rene Portland and the University argued that the non-discrimination policy was a non-binding contract.

You expect this from Portland who obviously didn't bind herself by the policy.  Plus, she's also claiming that former player (and plaintiff) Jennifer Harris was NOT dismissed based on her sexual orientation.  Just in case that doesn't wash, Portland has a backup plan to say it wouldn't matter anyway.  Yuck.

But it was the University's policy.  Why have a policy that you have no commitment to honor?  Unless you just want to appear cooperative and homo-friendly until it begins to actually cost money.  Hmmm....

Penn State sucks.  I am officially putting away the PSU baseball hat my honey brought me last fall. 

Go CCAC!