From the City Paper's Sports Stories that Should Have Been ...

And lastly, Steelers linebacker Joey Porter announces he will march in front of Pittsburgh's Gay Pride Parade in June 2007, although he insists on carrying a Terrible Towel in lieu of a rainbow flag. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

We don't want him.  I'd rather have one of the good guys like Troy or Charlie step out as a friend to the gay community.  We could even customize a rainbow Terrible Towel.  If I were Maria at 2pjs I could use the magic of photoshop to produce one right here.  Unfortunately, that ain't gonna happen.  Just imagine.  :-)