First, someone from U-Haul's corporate headquarters came to my site because I said I need a U-Haul to escape Luke Ravenstahl.  That's just really funny.  I've noticed that the Carnegie Library does an occasional blog search for themselves, but U-Haul?  How many times could someone mention it in a blog?  Seriously.

Second, the burgh report has sent like 7 gajillion people to this site to read about my breakup with Bill Peduto.  The only thing that came close to that many hits today was the combination of "gay male porn" and "Pittsburgh" which is not exactly good for the lesbians. 

I am not kidding.  It is now 7 gajillion and 1.