Mike Seate of the Tribune Review posits some new additions to Pittsburgh's lexicon.  One of these is the term "gaybee" referring to children parented by gay people.

Huh.  Funny? 

I like this one:

Recent Square:  Person who moves from suburbs to Regent Square and immediately adopts the heavily pierced, thrift-store fashion sense of local hipsters. i.e., "Those two are definite Recent Squares because their tattoos haven't even healed yet."

This wasn't funny.  Am I too senstive b/c of the lesbian reference?  Or is it just not funny?

Skullet  Haircut that's long in back but short in front and, sadly, interrupted by a bald spot the size of a softball. Popular in South Hills and among lesbian couples from Regent Square.

This is pretty much the only reference to lesbians the Trib has made in weeks.  What do you think?